my ass

my-ass
Originally uploaded by Chris Lloyd.

Claudine bought me a new pair of undies today (I think at the Dare-Dare Depot, a fund-raiser for the artist-run centre). The only clue I have as to who the artist might be is the tag, which only reads "bon bon".

There is also an iron-on text accompanying the photo, on the other cheek. It reads:

1. I'm not a moron, and I wouldn't have a moron for a friend, so he's not a moron.

2. He's no more a moron that I am, and I'm not a moron.

3. He is a moron, but not the kind you think. He's a moron the way I'm a moron; the unspecial kind. In fact, we're more like jerks. You know, just guys. We're the same.

mueller-eau

mueller-eau
Originally uploaded by Chris Lloyd.

A bit of a twist here, a larger-scale painting of a smaller-scale pipe. But the cracks in the sidewalk simply called out for attention, frottage-style!

So tonight I booked Galerie Espace, on St. Laurent, for a week-long show, opening April 1, 2005. I'm already excited.

fache

fache
Originally uploaded by Chris Lloyd.

This is a photo of the Queen angry. Why is she angry? Maybe it's because she don't get no respect. Maybe it's because the Bush family dynasty is getting more press than hers. Maybe she doesn't like the Haida sculptures and war canoe on the new $20 bill.

triste

triste
Originally uploaded by Chris Lloyd.

This is a photo of the Queen sad. Why is she sad? Maybe it's because she has too much money. Or maybe she's sad because she senses that George W. Bush will soon be lobbing missiles over Canadian skies and soil. Or maybe she's sad because the ice caps are melting and she has arthritis in her kneecaps.